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Miranda and Orlando go Kerr-Bloom!

In Article on October 6, 2008 at 7:22 am

The hottest couple of 2008 are no longer together. Insiders confirm that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have officially split-up with reports that Orlando was jealous of “Miranda’s relationship with an Aussie DJ”

Friends are surprised that the unique combination of an actor dating a model did not last longer than 6 months.

Miranda Kerr who is known as the face of David Jones, began a relationship with Orlando Bloom who is known as having the body of Keira Knightley. It is believed they both met in the women’s section of a department store, in January of this year.

While stunned, Orlando has thrown himself into working on his new film which is belived to be some crap about a man-boy who cries.

Bloom, who when he visited earlier this year, became Australia’s favourite son-in-law, has now gone back to being ‘that poncey Brit from the pirate movies’.


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